Are you reading this blog in your cubicle? Then you might want to drive home and read this -- because it's not safe for work!
'I gave him my number and he called me from his office and we proceeded to talk dirty for at least 30 minutes. A few days later, I tried to call him back on that number. But the number wouldn't connect to his office; instead there was a recorded message that it was an outgoing U.S. Congress line only.'