What footage, shot at Wynn Las Vegas, didn’t make the final movie
Blart bumps Segway into Michelle Fiore; Second Amendment hilarity ensues
Blart jams nightstick through priceless Picasso; asks Wynn, “Pi- what-o?”
Fat-shamed while patrolling daypool, sobbing Blart pepper-sprays Robin Leach. Eye-melting hilarity ensues
Blart rises to supervisory job, hogs all tips
Mistakenly assuming that “European” sunbathing means “poolside schnitzel,” Blart barges into topless area yelling, “I’m here to hork some pork!” Hilarious PG-13 semi-nudity ensues
Blart mistakes bidet for tiny water fountain
When Elaine Wynn mentions Francis Bacon, Blart asks, “Do you mean the 16th-century English philosopher who’s been called ‘the father of empiricism,’ or the 20th-century artist known for his intense, hallucinatory style?” Then shoots own foot