How do you keep up on all the news?
I think many Americans ask that of each other these days. There's BREAKING NEWS every few minutes that seems to leave all previous BREAKING NEWS stories behind.
News of the founder of Facebook being grilled by members of Congress about foreign entities helping themselves to the personal information of millions of Americans is soon superseded by news a New York doorman was paid to keep quiet about an alleged story about Donald Trump and a housekeeper.
Maybe we could all use a mnemonic device to keep all the names and details in the news in our minds — like a poem:
Stormy Daniels set off a storm
When she said Trump didn't signtheir nondisclosure form
Support comes from
Michael Avenatti is her savvy counselor
always on-set with Anderson Cooper
While Michael Cohen is Trump's advocate
Who says hocking your house to help a client
There are charges about Scott Pruitt at the EPA
In each news cycle every day
He only flies in first class seats
And sleeps in fresh-pressed sheets
In a condo owned by lobbyists
Who said they had to nag him to pay the rent.
Tillerson and Shulkin: given the boot
But the attorney general is left to droop
Jeff Sessions said he'd recuse himself
The president would just like to lose him.
Rod Rosenstein might now have an ulcer
From hiring, or not firing, Bob Mueller.
Will he stay — or will he be let go? — is the question
to give him indigestion.
John Bolton renounced and bounced all
his staff at the National Security Council.
While senators asked Mike Pompeo if he was strong
enough to tell the president if he was wrong
about Russia, North Korea, or Bob Mueller.
Other names fly by, each hour, in the news:
Karen McDougal and Summer Zervos
Comey, Zuckerberg, and Kim Jong Un,
Scooter Libby and Dino Sajudin —
the Trump Tower doorman whose name
is simply too musical not to be usin'.
And then the president tweets, "slime ball."
Attention is intense
for several minutes
then we go on to other business
When despots use chemical weapons
last just until the next BREAKING NEWS
lights a fuse.
We may be overstuffed with stressful news --
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