David Letterman returned to comedy at a Friday show in San Antonio, saying that retiring from Late Night before Donald Trump announced his presidential run was "the biggest mistake of my life."
He offered a brand-new Top Ten list, aimed directly at the Donald. Shots taken included:
10 - His toupee is actually the gopher in "Caddyshack."
8 - Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
2 - He's irritated so many Mexicans he's new movie called NO Amigos.
Watch the full list below.
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