1. My homunculus
2. Dumplingface
3. Li'l NSA Craigslist hookup
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4. Smooshie
5. Affection recipient #3497EX9
6. WHOAREYOU? WHYAREYOUINMYBED?!
7. Chunklet
8. Craig I mean Brad yes Brad sorry I mean Paul
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9. O Timeless Kørrgg, Eater of Worlds
10. Roomie
(This is satire. To truly impress your beloved - with a date-night outfit that screams classic style - see page 18.)
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