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By Andrew Mercer (www.baldwhiteguy.co.nz) - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=81752191

Scary!

1. Hunger Games replaced by Lite Bites Games 

2. The Singularity arrives, but humans mostly merge with smart fridges, colonoscopy wands, and timeshare Power Points

3. Cruelly Orwellian highway department repaves every road

4. Thunderdome actually a postapocalyptic yoga studio

5. Thanks to mixup, zombies only eat guys named Brian

6. Snowpiercer, but with humanity trapped on careening party bike

7. SkyNet models Terminators on Bob Newhart

8. The Humongous transforms wasteland death cult into trendy desert festival for techno elite

9. Life imitates never-ending school board meeting

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