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Other, lesser-known stipulations in Gov. Jim Gibbons' divorce decree

- Dawn gets Chateau Beauvais living room set, Fairmont Bonaparte dining collection; Jim gets giant inflatable Corona bottle

- Jim to get sole custody of Xbox 360 and recently purchased copy of Guitar Hero 3: Warriors of Rock

- Jim to retain ownership of all political memorabilia, including baby seal skull scrimshawed by Grover Norquist

- Jim to retain custody of all Lunchables, Gogurt and Fruit Roll-Ups

- Both parties agree not to talk publicly about that 2008 Christmas party when Jim drank a whole bottle of peppermint schnapps and ate the fake beard off the hired Santa's face.

- Longtime pet companion Zimbles the cat to be divided equally among divorcing parties

- Upon final dissolution of marriage, Jim to be sedated, tagged and relocated to Stillwater Wildlife Refuge in western Nevada, where he will be monitored indefinitely

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