Each spring, in the name of bikini bodies, people take with renewed enthusiasm to the gyms, roads and trails of our hallowed Valley. This annual fitness ritual has taken a silly turn in recent years with the advent of the mob event, which seems to assign equal privilege to burpees and beer-drinking. What will this year’s fad be? Mix and match elements from the three columns below to find your perfect spring competition!
POP-CULTURE PHENOM | ENTERTAINMENT FORM | FITNESS EVENT
Zombie burlesque 5k
Color barre 10k
Glow circus obstacle course
Mud clown -athlon
Iron pole dance boot camp
Bubble bumper car MMA
Speed-dating rave marathon
Craft beer festival death dome