All future frivolity is relegated to my socks.
My youth as tattered as Angus Young’s shorts.
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My only investment is the silver streak in George Clooney’s luscious hair.
“Suicide by procrastination” Ronald McDonald proclaimed.
(He's more halting than joyful anymore — Happy Meals taking on a far more Melancholy tone).
“Fry me to the moon!” I told Morgan Spurlock and his mustache twittered.
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All the boys are beautiful.
And it’s time to grow up.
Frivolous socks bellow : “Do the Rockafeller Skank!”
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And I was lifted the entire way
to heaven smuggled in
Christopher Walken’s secret container.
An uncomfortable hunk of metal, indeed.