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Each spring, in the name of bikini bodies, people take with renewed enthusiasm to the gyms, roads and trails of our hallowed Valley. This annual fitness ritual has taken a silly turn in recent years with the advent of the mob event, which seems to assign equal privilege to burpees and beer-drinking. What will this year’s fad be? Mix and match elements from the three columns below to find your perfect spring competition!


Zombie                                               burlesque                                    5k

Color                                                  barre                                            10k

Glow                                                  circus                                           obstacle course

Mud                                                   clown                                           -athlon

Iron                                                    pole dance                                   boot camp

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Bubble                                               bumper car                                  MMA

Speed-dating                                     rave                                            marathon

Craft beer                                           festival                                       death dome

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